Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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