Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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