i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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