the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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