How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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