Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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