He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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