what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm bleeding and have questions
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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