he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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