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  Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia

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• Girlfried put a large glazed donut around my morningwood one morning and then ate to donut followed by sucking be off. Best. BJ. Ever.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 2, 10 at 1:37pm

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  • What do I have to do to get your life?

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:19pm

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  • yeah that was the best bj ever...

    Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jun 3, 10 at 6:20pm

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  • oh and i like how you specified the size of the donut. lolz.

    Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jun 3, 10 at 6:22pm

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• I could hang an entire fruit basket off mine right now

  Submitted by yourconscience on Jun 2, 10 at 12:46pm

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• Stupid

  Submitted by SEV on Jun 2, 10 at 12:28pm

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• Men are weird.

  Submitted by gdg88 on Jun 2, 10 at 4:26pm

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• panda.

  Submitted by itsblitz on Jun 2, 10 at 10:31am

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  • what?

    Submitted by ginasays on Jun 2, 10 at 5:14pm

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    • yes.

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• Haha. That's a horrible idea. That's why you spin plates

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 7:37pm

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• Why are we taking about pandas??

  Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 2, 10 at 11:19am

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• Who has encyclopedias anymore?

  Submitted by brianwithani on Jun 2, 10 at 6:44pm

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• got out of bed in the middle of the night, it was still dark and i forgot to feel in front of me with my arm. walked into bathroom door, morning-wood first (it doesnt need to be morning for morningwood, btw). holy fucking ow.

  Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 11:22pm

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• It's rare that I really laugh out loud while reading TFLN, but this did the trick.

  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:21pm

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• You like shit on your boner ?

  Submitted by fairbrook on Jun 2, 10 at 5:33pm

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• I had the best morningwood. I couldn't roll out of bed

  Submitted by superbassman on Jun 2, 10 at 3:34pm

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• Ahhhh Alabama <3

  Submitted by Kender on Jan 24, 11 at 11:00pm

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• Fucktard.

  Submitted by diabeticman624 on Aug 19, 11 at 3:55pm

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• I hope it didn't go to waste!

  Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 3, 10 at 5:44am

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• Pandas poop perpetually, purposely.

  Submitted by aynal_creempie on Jun 2, 10 at 10:51am

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• I'm Soo Gona do that to my bf when I see him again!

  Submitted by jwjp10 on Nov 3, 10 at 1:49am

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• I tried a dictionary once....now I don't have a head on my penis

  Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 2, 10 at 11:44pm

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• omg, where have you been all my life?

  Submitted by Toots13 on Oct 27, 10 at 8:55pm

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• 205 represent!!!

  Submitted by thatguycman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08pm

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• OMG I am so going to fucking try it lol 8==>

  Submitted by watsUp on Jun 2, 10 at 11:54pm

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• alabamians, thats the only time they will ever use an encyclopedia, home sweet home.smh.

  Submitted by bamagirl_rtr on Oct 13, 10 at 12:29am

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• Just beat down my morning wood cuz I couldn't roll over

  Submitted by babot6 on Feb 26, 11 at 8:25am

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