I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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