New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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