Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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