Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize