I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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