Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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