I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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