you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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