I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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