I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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