they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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