The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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