brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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