she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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