Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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