I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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