Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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