Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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