It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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