Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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