Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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