Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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