So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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