Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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