You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize