Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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