is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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