Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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