the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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