so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
