I swear she didn't look like that last week.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
As shirtless as possible
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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