why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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