I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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