I'm drive I can fine osifer
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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