Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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