I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I am naked and annoyed.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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