he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
