quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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