I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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