if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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