she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do you still have your period?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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