Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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