god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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