I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
