Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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