: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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