Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
