He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
last night I used snow as a chaser
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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