scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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